Sony showed off their new Wii-mote rip off device, the Playstation Move, at this weeks GDC. Last year they unveiled it at E3, showing off a more precise yet equally gay way to control games like Nintendo's Wii does. Previously you had to hold the DuelShock 3 in one hand and the rod like stick in the other, but Sony reviled a second control device that has an analog stick and buttons. The newly named "Move" not only is a retarded name for a controller but the design immediately congers up images of otaku's using it as a sex toy. They showed off a fighting game where you hold two PS dildos in each hand and slap box with a camera situated on your tv, waving your hands in the air, "like you just don’t care" in an attempt to simulate a real fight. I'm sorry but nothing you can do with two plastic penis's will simulate getting you junk kicked in, in some back alley after throwing back a few two many jager bombs and squeezing the tits of someones girl on the dance floor. Not only is this a slap in the face of hard core gamers who just want to play good games, its a slap in the face to people everywhere when Sony thinks you want to shell out 100 bucks... sorry under 100 bucks... cough cough... 99.99 cough, for a more precise yet equally stupid Wii clone. Sony Playstation 3, it only does everything, including ripping off its competitors.
Not only did Sony rip off the design, here's a little trailer from of ign.com that shows they rip off the big N's marketing as well.
Not only did Sony rip off the design, here's a little trailer from of ign.com that shows they rip off the big N's marketing as well.
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